What I Learned From This Years Thanksgiving Pictures

The outfit which I am wearing in the above picture makes me look pregnant. Which I most certainly am not. In the slightest. It would have to be the second immaculate conception, ya know??

I also know for a fact that I was sucking in my stomach here, which is considerably smaller these days than it has been in days past which only aids to my argument that it is, indeed, the outfit that is offending.

I cant remember whether this was pre- or post- meal so perhaps I am just bloated with my "thanks" feast.

....Now that Im thinking about it, Im sure that bowl of cheez-its I just inhaled kind of makes this post a moot point.