Dear Mrs.Boss,
I know you like to put out bowls of candy for the holidays (every holiday) feeling that it adds festivity to the house. I understand this completely& my lack of will power & pestering sweet tooth appreciates this.
But for the love of vampires, my waist & lack of a gym membership makes me plead for you to stop doing this.
Sincerely your faithful blahdiblahblahblah,
Miss Stefani, the individual formerly known as Stefani
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