Dear Avent (if that is, in fact, your name),
You think you are such a Big Shot, that you could ever hope to be worth $6.75, ha! Ive spent time with Gerbers that have delivered more than you could ever hope to give, & at nearly a sixth of what youve cost me. Just because you are from across the pond & have celebrities oohing and ahhing over you does not give you the right to treat us Commoners the way you do. Deciding when you will & when you wont give what you promise & never being consistent, well, its enough to make a girl want to scream. My heartstrings have been pulled at too much, & quite frankly, I feel that I have put up with it for long enough. So, surely, it comes as no surprise when I tell you that I will not be reaching for you again. Dont be too hard on yourself though, Im sure you will find someone else who can appreciate your Top notch packaging that makes up for your sub-par quality, that someone just isnt me.
I will always remember our times together (thanks so much for the headaches induced by crying babies).
Sincerely,
Lady S
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