I Wish I Was A Vampire

I saw it happening and heard the thump before my mind could process what was happening, and before the thoughts formed in my head I was on my feet...I was too slow today.

So did you know that sometimes our feet can sprout little wings and run with Vampire-like speed? Its true, but only when really crucial. For example, when our little people fall 8 feet off playground structures... face first...into the sand.

...and the wails were heard around the neighborhood.